forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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