shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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