I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
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