forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
