What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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