Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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