Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
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