I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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