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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"

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(636): View more from Missouri

ra ra ra ah ah

(573): View more from Missouri

wtf?

(636): View more from Missouri

sexting lady gaga style

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.

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(206): View more from Washington

Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.

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(216): View more from Ohio

He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping

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(206): View more from Washington

GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE

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(613): View more from Ontario

Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?

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