is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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