was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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