I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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