Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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