Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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