Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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