id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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