someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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