make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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