I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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