I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Randomize
