she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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