he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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