okay pat passed out under dana's car
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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