I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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