talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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