I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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