Are we in a gay sports bar?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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