Grow some girl-balls and come out already
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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