My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just had sex bonerless
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Randomize
