sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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