Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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