can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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