At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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