quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
So. Much. Porn.
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