what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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