so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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