my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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