It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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