fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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