I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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