i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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