worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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