I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I have tasted many bathrooms
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
