I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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