when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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