Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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