the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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