We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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