he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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