She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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