nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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