is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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