I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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