Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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