super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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