You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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