I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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